Doesn´t anybody like women?

A guy walks into a bar and orders two shots of Vodka. The bartender says: "Had a tough day?" The man replied: "Yeah, I found out my little brother is gay". The next day the same guy walks in to the bar again and this time orders three shots of Vodka. The bartender says: "Another bad day?" The man replied: "Yeah, I just found out my older brother is gay". The next day the same man walks in the bar and this time orders five shots of Vodka. The bartender looked at him and said: "Man, doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man then replied: "Yeah. My wife."

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Lesbians playing golf

Two lesbians were out playing golf. They tee off, one drive goes to the right, and one drive goes to the left. One of them finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process, she hacks the hell out of the buttercups. Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag, looks at her, and says:"I am Mother Nature, and I do not like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea." The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the woman calls out to her partner, "Hey, where's your ball?" "It's over here in the pussy willows." She screams back, "WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T HIT THE BALL! DON'T HIT THE BALL!"

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The clever doctor

A young woman goes to her doctor after noticing two small circular rash marks one on each side of her inner thigh.The doctor instructs the woman to undress and sit on the table and spread her legs. Sitting between the young womans legs, the doctor looks up at the young woman and asks if she is a lesbian. The young woman blushes and says, "Why yes I am." The doctor stands up, and tells the young woman, "Don't worry your rash will go away." The young woman asks what she needs to do. The doctor says, "Go home and tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real."

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Heather and the gravy ladle

Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her mom's thoughts, Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother which read:"Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Suzy. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love - Mum"

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Wild things

Nån tröjtryckare därute?

Fem har varit och provtryckt tröjor. Det blev väl rätt bra, men trycken kostade dubbelt så mycket som själva tröjorna. Det var nog inte det billigaste stället. Har någon tips på ställen i Stockholm dit man kan ta egna tröjor och ha med eget tryck på usb-minne och bara få hjälp med tryckandet? Vi är tacksamma för alla tips!

Snart kommer Pink

Den tionde november kommer Pink och spelar i Globen. Fem flator kommer att vara där... (Ja, ja Andie, vi VET: Du tror att det kommer vara fler än fem flator där) Kommer du vara där?

Som ni kanske minns röstade läsarna på denna blogg tidigare fram Pink till den sexigaste kvinnan. Så, här kommer ett klipp med Pink, ett smakprov för er som ska gå på konserten eller bara lite njutning för er som röstade på Pink.

Jennifer´s body

Megan Fox-fansen får ta sig till bion i november för då kommer filmen "Jennifer´s body" där Megan spelar ondskefull high-school demon. I verkligheten gillar Megan både tjejer och killar och det verkar hennes karaktär i filmen också göra för där kysser hon också båda könen, bland annat Mamma-Mia stjärnan Amanda Seyfried, som till en början är mycket intresserad av Megan, men efter ett tag börjar misstänka något...

Womens lingerie league

Vad tycker ni om den här sporten? Womens lingerie league. Konstigt nog finns det ingen motsvarande variant för män... Andie tycker det verkar rätt trevligt att se på. Emma undrar hur kvinnorna kan spela i underkläder när männen brukar vara helt täckta i skydd. Får de inte massor av blåmärken och skador?

Och nu blir det kinesisk film

Ur filmen "Butterfly"